Jeff Elam needs to get me a bigger headshot file.

Jeff is the son of a wool trader. He wrote the Two Gentlemen of Verona, The Tempest, and Hamlet, and performed in his own plays in both the Globe Theater in London and in his hometown of Stratford-upon-Avon. Oh, no, wait ... That was William Shakespeare. Shit!

Jeff's measurements are 32 - 24 - 36 - 28 - 93 - 32 - 86. It was a very difficut birth.